Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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May 22nd, 2015 · 1 Comment

Next time, please add several more coats of paint to the walls.

smeared paint on walls bad amateur incomplete painting too pale thin Avondale Arizona home house for sale photo

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smeared paint on walls bad amateur incomplete painting too pale thin Avondale Arizona home house for sale photo

Better paint coverage at this home, but not quite enough.

bad amateur incomplete not enough paint sponge Goodyear Arizona home house for sale photo

Getting closer, but still not enough paint.

bad amateur incomplete not enough paint bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Not enough paint on the roller.

bad amateur incomplete not enough paint on the roller wall stripes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

I’m suddenly craving bacon.

bad amateur incomplete not enough paint on the roller wall stripes Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

Almost done in this room.  Just a little more at the bottom.

bad amateur incomplete not enough paint on the walls Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Paint · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities

That’s Gross!

May 22nd, 2015 · 1 Comment

Filthy toilet.  Click to expand if you dare.  Just a suggestion: close the lid before taking the photo.  This was an actual photo published on the Internet to promote the sale of the house.

dirty filthy soiled nasty crappy gross disgusting fecal matter unclean toilet bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth

Take Your Medicine (Away)

May 21st, 2015 · No Comments

When selling your house, please put away the prescription bottles.  No buyer needs to know your medical problems.  Also, put away the cat food and water dishes.  This tells buyers that the cat hangs out on the counters.  The dish rack should be put away too.  The counter clutter tells buyers that this kitchen is too small.

cat food water dishes on kitchen counter cluttered medicine prescription bottles cane on display Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

→ No CommentsTags: Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Four Vintage Ovens

May 21st, 2015 · 5 Comments

Original oven from 1960 when the house was built.  Two doors!

vintage original mid-century pink oven from 1960 kitchen Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale photo

Vintage 1961 General Electric oven.

vintage original mid-century pink oven from 1961 kitchen Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

Original 1961 oven and cooktop.  Check out the wide coils on the burners.

vintage original mid-century oven from 1961 kitchen wide coils burner Sun City Arizona home house for sale photo

1973 oven.  Looks like harvest gold, but didn’t that start in the late 1970s?

vintage original mid-century oven from 1973 kitchen harvest gold Mesa Arizona home house for sale photo

→ 5 CommentsTags: Kitchen · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · 1960s

Sword, Rifle, Arrows

May 20th, 2015 · No Comments

Why do sellers put weapons on their walls?  Here’s a sword on display.

sword weapon on display TV is on Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Here’s a rifle.

rifle gun weapon on display Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Here’s a crossbow and arrows.  In case there’s a home invader.

crossbow arrows weapon on display over above bed Buckeye Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Bow and arrows in this house.  Plus a tomahawk.

tomahawk bow arrows weapon on display Apache Junction Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Another bow & arrows at a different house.  The target should be to sell the house, not scare buyers.

bow arrows weapon on display Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ No CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Weapons & Firearms

Yard Work

May 19th, 2015 · No Comments

This yard is gonna need a lot of work.

junk garbage chaotic messy back yard bricks clothes Tempe Arizona home house for sale photo

→ No CommentsTags: Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · Tempe, AZ Homes

Barely There

May 19th, 2015 · No Comments

Why bother with these drapes?

flimsy drapes hanging over window Surprise Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

If you squint your eyes, it looks weird with curtains hanging under the window.

sheer curtains drapes window coverings Tempe Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The spider took LSD before spinning its web.

sheer curtains drapes window coverings Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ No CommentsTags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Surprise, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Floral Wallpaper Very Popular In Sun City

May 18th, 2015 · 4 Comments

They sure love floral wallpaper in Sun City, Arizona.

old vintage outdated floral flower wallpaper bathroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Daisy delight.  With matching curtains.

old vintage outdated floral flower daisy wallpaper bedroom green carpet Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Doing the laundry is more fun with floral wallpaper.

old vintage outdated floral flower wallpaper laundry room Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Tiny flowers in this bathroom.  Diggin’ the pink toilet?

old vintage outdated floral flower wallpaper bathroom pink toilet Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Floral wallpaper with shiny foil accents!

old vintage outdated floral flower shiny foil wallpaper bathroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

old vintage outdated floral flower shiny foil wallpaper bathroom Sun City Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Bouquet of flowers in a Sun City West, Arizona home.

old vintage outdated floral flower bouquet wallpaper bathroom Sun City West Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ 4 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Bedroom · Wallpaper · Other Arizona Cities · Grandma's House · Laundry Room

Double the Toiletries

May 18th, 2015 · No Comments

Nice bathroom.  Too bad the mirror doubles the amount of clutter on the counter.  Next time, put away all toiletries.

double the amount number of toiletries on bathroom vanity counter reflected in mirror Scottsdale Arizona home house for sale

→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Bathroom · Clutter · Scottsdale, AZ Homes

Grocery Bags

May 17th, 2015 · No Comments

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania kitchen.  The ribbon on the phone is to remind the seller to take out the trash.

cluttered kitchen with garbage bags junky disorganized chaotic staging Philadelphia Pennsylvania home house for sale photo

→ No CommentsTags: Kitchen · Garbage and/or Junk · Other US Cities