Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Shoveling the Sunshine

August 28th, 2015 · No Comments

We have so much sun in Phoenix, you have to shovel the excess away.  And dream of Christmas when it’s hot.

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Shovel away!

cow motif collection shovel painted tole Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Collections · Holiday Décor

Walls Need Help

August 28th, 2015 · No Comments

Were they stoned when they stoned this wall?

unfinished stack stone wall inside home house Phoenix Arizona real estate photo

A door was sealed over?

unfinished drywall repair door filled in sealed poorly Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo foil in window

If they didn’t like the paint color, they could have painted over it instead of peeling it off.

drywall damage paint peeled off ugly wall Mesa Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

It looks like siding and paper for an exterior wall, but this is inside the house.  Odd and ugly.

drywall damage siding taken off ugly wall Morristown Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ No CommentsTags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Drywall Damage

Why, Why, What?

August 27th, 2015 · No Comments

Why take this photo?  Why include it in a real estate listing?  Why not wait until the room renovation is complete and then take the photo of an empty room?

dumb bad real estate photo picture of a ladder paint can blanket hat bedroom unfinished Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Why take a photo of a light bulb?

dumb bad real estate photo picture of a light bulb bathroom Buckeye Arizona home house for sale

What happened here?

two holes knocked out of cinder block exterior wall Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Fixer-Upper

Mirror Mortals

August 26th, 2015 · No Comments

It’s pretty obvious, folks.  You take the photo, look at it, if you see yourself in it, take another photo.

man person in real estate photo picture mirror reflection poor amateur photography Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Is that a print film camera?  Why are there buckets in the bathtub?

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We see you.  Can’t you see you?

woman lady person in real estate photo picture mirror reflection poor amateur photography Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Nice try, but we still see your arms and camera.  Try again.  What is on the wall below the sink?

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Oh, lady, come on.  Hire a professional photographer if you can’t figure it out.

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Not only is a blurry photo not acceptable, you’re in the photo.  Take another photo.  Digital pictures are free.  It won’t cost a penny to take another one.

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→ No CommentsTags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · People In Photos

Blanket Coverage

August 25th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Blanket, blanket, and another blanket.  Perfect for staying warm in the freezing Phoenix summertime.  Photography tip: best not to have a sofa take up 25% of the photo.

Afghan throw blankets on sofa couch in real estate photo Mesa Arizona home house for sale

Blanket insurance policy against soiling the sofa in this house.

throw blankets on sofa couch in real estate photo Glendale Arizona home house for sale

→ 1 CommentTags: Staging · Mesa, AZ Homes · Afghan Blanket · Glendale, AZ Homes

Unique Baby Names

August 25th, 2015 · 1 Comment

I thought my name was unusual.  Check out these six uncommon baby names.

Emrie.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Emrie bedroom El Mirage Arizona home house for sale photo

Alora.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Alora Gilbert Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

Jada Kiana.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Jada Kiana Kearny Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

Raelynn.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Raelynn Glendale Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

Gladis.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Gladis Buckeye Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

Ireland.

unusual uncommon unique baby child name Ireland Peoria Arizona bedroom home house for sale photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Staging · Bedroom · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Glendale, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Gilbert, AZ Homes

Short On Cleanliness

August 24th, 2015 · 4 Comments

Short sale.  Unbelievable.  Is that a dog on top of the couch?

ugly dirty filthy soiled carpet cluttered junky living room dog on couch sofa short sale Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Time to take out the garbage.

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Bedroom.

cluttered junky bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Another bedroom.  Is that a baby crib on the right?

cluttered junky bedroom short sale Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Front of the house.

front yard exterior weeds cars parked in the way short sale Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Out back, we see two dogs and a lot of junk.

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Bathtub.

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Outdoor laundry with washer and dryer.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Curb Appeal · Living Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Ugly Couches/Chairs · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper

Indoor Waterfall

August 23rd, 2015 · 2 Comments

This is the 2nd story of a Camden, New Jersey home.  What happened on the roof to cause so much water damage?

extensive major water damage leak ceiling wall floor fixer-upper Camden New Jersey home house for sale photo

And damage to the room below.  Wow.

extensive major water damage leak ceiling wall floor fixer-upper Camden New Jersey home house for sale photo

→ 2 CommentsTags: Wood Paneling · Fixer-Upper · Water Damage · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities

Drywall Expert

August 23rd, 2015 · No Comments

Professionally installed drywall at a Houston, Texas home.

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→ No CommentsTags: Fixer-Upper · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities

Carpet Joy

August 22nd, 2015 · 2 Comments

Creative duct tape transition from tile to carpet.

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The feeling of carpet on bare feet is…

dirty old stained carpet fixer-upper Peoria Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Traffic patterns.

dirty old stained carpet fixer-upper traffic pattern Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

dirty old stained carpet fixer-upper traffic pattern Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

What fun to entertain guests at this dining room.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Carpet · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper