The poor photographer had a rough go at this house. Let’s see if we can offer advice. How about not taking a close-up photo of clutter? It serves what purpose?
We want to see the dining room. You’re too far to the left in this shot.
Well now you’re too close to the table. How about stepping back?
No, further back! [sigh]
Not ideal, but probably the best we’re going to get. Let’s move on to the kitchen.
Again, you’re too close! Any why show the junk pile? Let’s step back and shoot to the left.
That’s better, but what possessed you to use a fish-eye lens? Now the cabinets are warped. Please try again.
[sigh] I think we’re done here. Thank you. You can leave now.
Tags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wood Paneling · Poor Photography
It took me awhile, but I figured out the custom graffiti has the name Cecilia. It might take a long time to find buyers with a girl named Cecilia who loves the house.
Tags: Phoenix Homes · Graffiti
March 29th, 2015 · 1 Comment
All included with full price offer in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Tags: Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities · Basement
These Des Moines, Iowa sellers enclosed their bathtub.
Tags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other US Cities
Modest home renovation with a healthy profit margin.
Before Master Bedroom. This Mesa, Arizona home was purchased by an investor for $90,000.
After Master Bedroom. After renovation, the house sold for $155,000.
Before Second Bedroom.
After Second Bedroom.
After Den. They removed the wall on the left and created a great room. Photo looking perpendicular to the above photo.
Before Den. The wall on the right was removed.
Before Front of House.
After Front of House.
Tags: Curb Appeal · Kitchen · Bedroom · Remodeling · Mesa, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Before & After
This Mesa, Arizona home is a short sale. It has a lot of visual distractions.
Unless the desk is staying with the house, why take a photo of it?
There’s still some counter space available for more clutter.
The photographer spared us from seeing more clutter.
Tags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den
March 27th, 2015 · 1 Comment
We’re seeing dogs on sellers’ patios lately. They might be used to distract buyers from noticing the clutter.
What ladder? What lawn mower? What tire? All I see is a dog.
The four dogs and their owner are hoping you don’t notice the peeling paint and clutter.
At least the seller picked up the dog poop. It is disgusting to visit a home with a poopy back yard.
Pee pad? Gross!
This photo’s caption reads, “Loveable Joe.”
Tags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes
March 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment
One of several unique windows in a Phoenix home. You can download photos of it on the worldwide web. And see spider webs in the kitchen!
News about these windows is spreading as quickly as the cobwebs.
Close of escrow will be the date when these security shields are released.
Windows with dual protection in this room.
These windows’ unique features are sure to please the public.
Or you can select the plain version of windows.
Security issues have been resolved with this new edition of windows.
They’re only letting us see a preview of this window. When will the public be allowed to see the full version?
We’re not allowed to see the windows in this room yet. It’s not ready to be released to the public. The photos are still being developed.
We’ll need further information about this window. It already seems to have some flaws.
Tags: Bathroom · Kitchen · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Window
The can of Raid bug spray is disturbing. The large plunger indicates the seller probably has a recurring bowel problem. Do you like the swinging saloon doors to the toilet?
Tags: Staging · Bathroom · Phoenix Homes
Many home owners customize their shower walls with decorative tile. There’s the enlarged checkerboard pattern.
The traditional checkerboard pattern.
A combination of checkerboard and 1980s 4-inch tile with wide, dark grout.
Tags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes