Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Colored Balls

February 27th, 2015 · No Comments

Green ball and blue ball.  And clutter.

green blue exercise ball cluttered family room boxes in front of fireplace poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale

Pink ball.  And clutter in another house.

pink exercise ball cluttered bedroom Mickey Mouse doll poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale

Red ball and satellite dish at another house.

red exercise ball back yard oleander bush Directv satellite dish Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Illegal Weed

February 27th, 2015 · No Comments

Out of control Bermuda grass.

unmowed tall weeds Bermuda grass back yard Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Out of control dead Bermuda grass.

unmowed tall weeds dead Bermuda grass back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

London Rocket weed and dead tumbleweeds.

tall weeds London Rocket tumbleweeds back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Cheeseweed (aka little mallow).  Grows like a, uh, weed this time of year in Phoenix.

tall weeds cheeseweed little mallow back yard Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ No CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Back Yard · Glendale, AZ Homes · Weeds

Lunch Provided

February 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment

Come visit this house.  The sellers will fix you a meal.

eggs lettuce food clutter on kitchen counter messy disorganized Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Kitchen · Clutter · Phoenix Homes

Shed Some Light

February 25th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Four sheds.  Because you can never have too much stuff.

four bid sheds in back yard Phoenix Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

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Bad & Better Real Estate Photos

February 25th, 2015 · 3 Comments

Bad photo of a bedroom.

bad poor amateur real estate photography photo picture of bedroom fuzzy blurry out of focus Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Better photo of the same bedroom.  So why include the first one?

real estate photography photo picture of bedroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Bad photo with person’s reflection in the window.

bad poor amateur real estate photography photo picture of man's person's reflection in window Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Better (?) photo without the person’s reflection.  So why include the first one?

real estate photography photo picture window security bars Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Bad photo with the toilet seat up.

poor amateur real estate photography photo picture toilet seat is up bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

Better photo with the seat down.  So why include the first one?

real estate photography photo picture toilet bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale

→ 3 CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography · People In Photos

Lighthouses In Light Houses

February 24th, 2015 · No Comments

Lighthouse mural in a Peoria, Arizona home.

amateur lighthouse mural bedroom wall ocean seagulls rocks painted Peoria Arizona home house for sale photo

Lighthouse shower curtain in a Cottonwood, Arizona.

lighthouse shower curtain bathroom Cottonwood Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Lighthouse shower curtain in a Phoenix home.

lighthouse shower curtain bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ No CommentsTags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Shower Curtain

Toiwer Or Showlet?

February 24th, 2015 · 3 Comments

He was tired of getting up to shower after messy bowel movements, so he moved the toilet to the shower?  A real time saver!

toilet in bathtub striped wallpaper hole in wall bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

→ 3 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Wallpaper · Fixer-Upper · Drywall Damage

Embedded

February 23rd, 2015 · 1 Comment

This person’s not going anywhere.  She/he turned her/his bedroom into a studio apartment.  It’s a living room and a kitchen and an office too.

cluttered bedroom used as an office and kitchen microwave messy chaotic poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

In the next room, we see boxes with the wording “Paper’s, get rid of” and “burn letters.”  I volunteer to help clear out this room so it shows nicer.  With all that clutter, buyers won’t notice the clean, nice window blinds or large room size.

cluttered bedroom used as storage of boxes and papers messy chaotic poor bad home staging Phoenix Arizona house for sale photo

→ 1 CommentTags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes

Stymied By a Mirror

February 23rd, 2015 · 3 Comments

Poor photographer.  She just can’t seem to get the right shot.  Straight on isn’t working for her.

amateur photographer reflected reflection in mirror bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo picture

This angle isn’t working either, but at least we didn’t have to block out her face.  [side note: does it look like the door is not installed?]

amateur photographer reflected reflection in mirror bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo picture

Nope.  We still see you.

amateur photographer reflected reflection in mirror bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo picture

In photo #4, she gave up on the mirror and shot low.

amateur photographer reflected reflection in mirror bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo picture

And we’re treated to a fifth photo of this bathroom!
Here’s a suggestion:  take a vertical shot from the left side of the bathroom door.  You’ll get half of the mirror and vanity (without the reflection) and get the toilet and shower in the shot.
Another tip (I got this one from a professional photographer):  close the bathroom door; place the camera at the mirror and take a picture of the door.  Then when you take a photo with you in the mirror, you can photoshop the door into the mirror.

amateur photographer reflected reflection in mirror bathroom Phoenix Arizona home house for sale real estate photo picture

→ 3 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes · Poor Photography · People In Photos

The UglyHousePhotos Tribute To the 2015 Academy Awards

February 22nd, 2015 · 2 Comments

The Oscars will be televised tonight!  It’s the 2015 Academy Awards! Let’s take a twist on the Top 8 Nominated Movies with our version we call the Uglies.  Which movie do you think will win tonight? (in alphabetical order)

AMERICAN SNIPER - They’re gunning to win the Oscar.

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BIRDMAN - Will they fly down the aisle to collect their Oscar?

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BOYHOOD - Boys will be boys.  [If this movie wins, I swear; boring, no plot, played like a home movie]

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THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL - This is the Old Mill Room from the Madonna Inn in San Luis Obispo, California.

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THE IMITATION GAME - Did Alan Turing crack the code for winning the Oscar?

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SELMA - This movie was about Bart Simpson’s aunt??!?

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THE THEORY OF EVERYTHING - Steven Hawking is taking a nap before the Oscars.

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WHIPLASH - Will this movie snare the Oscar?  Drumroll please.

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