Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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The Children Were Nestled All Snug In Their Beds

December 19th, 2014 · No Comments

While visions of sugar-plums & St. Louis Rams danced in their heads.

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Or you could nestle up in this unusual bedspread.

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Or dream of a warm island beach on a cold winter’s night.

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Doesn’t seem very relaxing to see an angry leprechaun on your bed.

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For when you’re dog tired?  Or should we call it Three Dog Night?

three hunting dogs bedspread blanket bedroom El Mirage Arizona homes houses for sale real estate photo

Howl at the moon.  [North Judson, Indiana]

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→ No CommentsTags: Bedroom · Phoenix Homes · Faux Paint & Murals · Other Arizona Cities · Other US Cities · Chandler, AZ Homes · Bedspread · Hats

Santa Might Skip This Home

December 18th, 2014 · No Comments

Imagine Santa Claus’ reaction when he exits the fireplace.

dusty neglected dilapidated living room stone fireplace ceiling damage Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

I hope Santa doesn’t need to use the bathroom.

dusty dirty neglected dilapidated bathroom Eloy Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

Building permits for that room addition?

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→ No CommentsTags: Curb Appeal · Bathroom · Living Room · Fireplace · Other Arizona Cities · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Room Addition

Go Fish

December 18th, 2014 · No Comments

Fishing pole next to a fish tank.  That’s reel-y funny.

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→ No CommentsTags: Living Room · Phoenix Homes · Pets

Santa’s Reindeer Dasher

December 17th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Looks like someone dashed out of this Mesa, Arizona home in hurry.  They left the TV behind.

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Dine and dash?

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind kitchen Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

[sigh]

messy cluttered stuff junk left behind kitchen Mesa Arizona home house short sale real estate photo

Oh, that’s why landlords charge a cleaning fee.

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Tall weeds surrounding the patio = they likely never went outside.

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I doubt the landlord will give them a good reference.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Staging · Landscaping · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Foreclosure · Patio · Mesa, AZ Homes · Garbage and/or Junk · Weeds · Ugly Couches/Chairs

Kiss Who?

December 17th, 2014 · No Comments

KISS rock poster in a Glendale, Arizona home.

KISS rock poster in dining room Glendale Arizona home house for sale real estate photo

The Who rock poster in a Phoenix home.

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Glendale, AZ Homes

Oh, the Humanity

December 16th, 2014 · 1 Comment

More people in real estate promotional photos.

At least we won’t have to ask him to get out of the chair to turn off the TV.  The other guy is wearing a towel?

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Uh, sir, would you mind putting the toilet seat down?

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He’s trying to explain why he charged her $5,000 for the new landscaping.

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“Now where did I put those kitchen cabinet doors?”

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“I can’t get out.”

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We can see you.

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He heard that flowers make a house more appealing to buyers.  Either that or he bought the flowers for his wife out of guilt; notice the head hanging down in shame.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Phoenix Homes · Other Arizona Cities · People In Photos

Big Furniture

December 16th, 2014 · No Comments

The sofas are too big for that space.  How about moving them to the other larger room?

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Phoenix Homes · Ugly Couches/Chairs

All I Want For Christmas Is No More Knotted Curtains

December 15th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Santa Claus, I’ve been a very good boy this year.  I only want one thing for Christmas:  please put a stop to knotted curtains!  Thank you.

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It looks ridiculous.

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Why spend money on nice curtains only to wrinkle them up?

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[sigh]

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Now parents are getting their kids to do it.

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It looks like dirty laundry.

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Now people are knotting up their shower curtains!!!!  What the ???

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This stupid trend has now spread to Des Moines, Iowa.

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Come on, Des Moines.  Nip this in the bud before your city is infected.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Window Coverings · Phoenix Homes · Mesa, AZ Homes · Other Arizona Cities · Surprise, AZ Homes · Peoria, AZ Homes · Other US Cities · Shower Curtain · Make It Stop

Cement the Deal

December 15th, 2014 · 1 Comment

When they said they were having a mixer in the back yard, we thought they meant a party, not an actual cement mixer.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Back Yard

The Race Is On

December 14th, 2014 · No Comments

Checkered flag in a Des Moines, Iowa basement.

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→ No CommentsTags: Faux Paint & Murals · Ceiling · Other US Cities · Basement