Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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Tax Day

April 15th, 2014 · No Comments

April 15th is the deadline for filing your 2013 income taxes.  Better hurry up with your receipts, paperwork, and tax forms!  The clock is ticking.

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Faceless Intruders

April 15th, 2014 · No Comments

When the agents suggested their clients not show their faces when the photographer arrived, they took it literally.  There are no faces.  Just bodies.

Hey, Mister.  Get out!

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We’ll come back when you’re finished with the floor.

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Thank you for opening the door for the photographer.

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They wipe their feet on the wood before stepping onto the carpet.  [Wooster, Ohio]

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At least the fingernail is nicely manicured.

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A Sinking Feeling

April 14th, 2014 · 2 Comments

Today is the anniversary of the Titanic ship sinking.  These Peoria, Arizona sellers are paying homage to the Titanic.  They have a Titanic blanket.  They have a band playing music to soothe the passengers.  They have stuff floating around in the ocean.  A chaotic scene recreated right in the room!

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Staging · Bedroom · Clutter · Peoria, AZ Homes

Outdoor Living Space

April 14th, 2014 · No Comments

A covered patio can be used as extra living space.  You can take a nap on the patio.  You can wash your clothes on the patio.  You can prepare and eat meals on the patio.  You can read the newspaper on the patio.  Endless possibilities.

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Cougar’s Den

April 13th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Sheila likes to go out on the prowl for younger men on the weekends.  [Philadelphia, Pennsylvania]

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Houston Fixer

April 13th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Neglected and vandalized Houston, Texas home.

The beauty of a black toilet is that you never have to clean it!!

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Damaged kitchen.

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We step back to get a better view of the kitchen.

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This bathroom escaped vandalism but not neglect.

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This home offers a variety of flooring.

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Parquet flooring.

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And a third bathroom.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Flooring · Bathroom · Kitchen · Faux Paint & Murals · Fixer-Upper · Water Damage · Drywall Damage · Other US Cities · Vandalism & Theft

Modest Before & After Remodel

April 12th, 2014 · 3 Comments

This home just needed a little tidying up and updating.

Before Bedroom.  An investor bought it for $80,000.

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After Bedroom.  Once cleared out and with modest upgrades, the house sold for $125,000.

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Before 2nd Bedroom.

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After 2nd Bedroom.

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Before Bathroom.

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After Bathroom.

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Before 2nd Bathroom.

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After 2nd Bathroom.

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Before Family Room.  With wet bar.

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After Family Room.  New carpet was the only thing done here.

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Before Front of House.

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After Front of House.

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Before Swimming Pool.

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After Swimming Pool.

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Before Back Yard Patio.

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After Back Yard Patio.

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I don’t have a matching photo for the next 3 photos.

Before Bedroom.

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Before Bedroom.

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After Kitchen.

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Brown & Serve

April 11th, 2014 · 4 Comments

Everything’s dark brown.

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Don’t have to worry about spilling anything on this dark floor.  No one will ever know.

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Flooring · Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Cabinets

Target Marketing

April 11th, 2014 · 1 Comment

The sellers are sending a clear message to buyers:  Don’t even think of offering less than full price or they’ll be gunning for you.

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→ 1 CommentTags: What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes

Monkeyshine

April 10th, 2014 · 3 Comments

Monkey see, monkey don’t tidy up.

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Ball caps and other clutter in another bedroom.  The fan helps spread the stinky shoe smell around the room.

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Dirty toilet.

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The towel blocks the view of the shower.

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Cluttered kitchen counter.

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Where’s the refrigerator?

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Another cluttered bedroom.

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Close-up view of this messy bedroom.

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Oh, look.  People available to clean up the house.

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Guest house with clutter.  No surprise.

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Cluttered guest house kitchen.

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The back yard.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Staging · Bathroom · Family Room · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Stuffed Animals · Back Yard · Garbage and/or Junk · People In Photos · Hats