Ugly House Photos

Phoenix Area Homes With Clutter, Ugly Décor, and Bad Taste

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The Aim Is a Little Off

March 30th, 2015 · No Comments

The poor photographer had a rough go at this house.  Let’s see if we can offer advice.  How about not taking a close-up photo of clutter?  It serves what purpose?

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We want to see the dining room.  You’re too far to the left in this shot.

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Well now you’re too close to the table.  How about stepping back?

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No, further back! [sigh]

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Not ideal, but probably the best we’re going to get.  Let’s move on to the kitchen.

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Again, you’re too close!  Any why show the junk pile?  Let’s step back and shoot to the left.

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That’s better, but what possessed you to use a fish-eye lens?  Now the cabinets are warped.  Please try again.

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[sigh]  I think we’re done here.  Thank you.  You can leave now.

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→ No CommentsTags: Kitchen · Phoenix Homes · Dining Room · Wood Paneling · Poor Photography

Cecilia, You’re Breaking My Heart

March 30th, 2015 · No Comments

It took me awhile, but I figured out the custom graffiti has the name Cecilia.  It might take a long time to find buyers with a girl named Cecilia who loves the house.

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→ No CommentsTags: Phoenix Homes · Graffiti

Bargain Basement

March 29th, 2015 · 1 Comment

All included with full price offer in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Clutter · Garbage and/or Junk · Fixer-Upper · Other US Cities · Basement

Odd Bathtub

March 29th, 2015 · 3 Comments

These Des Moines, Iowa sellers enclosed their bathtub.

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→ 3 CommentsTags: Bathroom · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Other US Cities

Before & After Home Remodel

March 28th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Modest home renovation with a healthy profit margin.

Before Master Bedroom.  This Mesa, Arizona home was purchased by an investor for $90,000.

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After Master Bedroom.  After renovation, the house sold for $155,000.

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Before Second Bedroom.

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After Second Bedroom.

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Before Kitchen.

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After Kitchen.

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Before Kitchen.

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After Kitchen.

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Before Den.

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After Den.  They removed the wall on the left and created a great room.  Photo looking perpendicular to the above photo.

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Before Den.  The wall on the right was removed.

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After Den.

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Before Front of House.

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After Front of House.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Curb Appeal · Kitchen · Bedroom · Remodeling · Mesa, AZ Homes · Wood Paneling · Before & After

Not Short On Clutter

March 27th, 2015 · No Comments

This Mesa, Arizona home is a short sale.  It has a lot of visual distractions.

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Unless the desk is staying with the house, why take a photo of it?

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There’s still some counter space available for more clutter.

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The photographer spared us from seeing more clutter.

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→ No CommentsTags: Staging · Kitchen · Bedroom · Clutter · Mesa, AZ Homes · Office/Den

Patio Pets

March 27th, 2015 · 1 Comment

We’re seeing dogs on sellers’ patios lately.  They might be used to distract buyers from noticing the clutter.

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What ladder?  What lawn mower?  What tire?  All I see is a dog.

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The four dogs and their owner are hoping you don’t notice the peeling paint and clutter.

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At least the seller picked up the dog poop.  It is disgusting to visit a home with a poopy back yard.

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Pee pad?  Gross!

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This photo’s caption reads, “Loveable Joe.”

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→ 1 CommentTags: Clutter · Phoenix Homes · Pets · Other Arizona Cities · Peoria, AZ Homes · Tempe, AZ Homes

Windows 10 Home Edition Preview

March 26th, 2015 · 1 Comment

One of several unique windows in a Phoenix home.  You can download photos of it on the worldwide web.  And see spider webs in the kitchen!

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News about these windows is spreading as quickly as the cobwebs.

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Close of escrow will be the date when these security shields are released.

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Windows with dual protection in this room.

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These windows’ unique features are sure to please the public.

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Or you can select the plain version of windows.

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Security issues have been resolved with this new edition of windows.

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They’re only letting us see a preview of this window.  When will the public be allowed to see the full version?

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We’re not allowed to see the windows in this room yet.  It’s not ready to be released to the public.  The photos are still being developed.

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We’ll need further information about this window.  It already seems to have some flaws.

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→ 1 CommentTags: Bathroom · Kitchen · What Were They Thinking?!?! · Phoenix Homes · Dirt, Dust, & Filth · Fixer-Upper · Window

Bugs In the Bathroom

March 25th, 2015 · 4 Comments

The can of Raid bug spray is disturbing.  The large plunger indicates the seller probably has a recurring bowel problem.  Do you like the swinging saloon doors to the toilet?

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→ 4 CommentsTags: Staging · Bathroom · Phoenix Homes

Shower Tile Patterns

March 25th, 2015 · 2 Comments

Many home owners customize their shower walls with decorative tile.  There’s the enlarged checkerboard pattern.

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The traditional checkerboard pattern.

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A combination of checkerboard and 1980s 4-inch tile with wide, dark grout.

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Eclectic pattern.

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→ 2 CommentsTags: Bathroom · Phoenix Homes